Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The United States of America is Closed

The United States of America is closed. Terribly sorry. You'll have to come back some other time. We are currently being held hostage by one of the most ignorant movements in domestic politics: republicans who call themselves the tea party and Speaker of the House John Boehner, a basset hound with an addiction to orange tanning lotion. I for one am a great admirer of tea and am offended on its behalf. Canada and Mexico are still open and fairly close by. Maybe you should try one of those instead.

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